So, I briefly mentioned that I was going on a date. Well, I went. We met for sushi and well...it sucked. I forgot how much I absolutely hate dating. If this date is any indicator of what future experiences may be like then sign me up for the convent. I AM NOT INTERESTED!!! I am going to create a "What Not To DO" list for a dating. This is sure to be ongoing so stay tuned...
1. Absolutely positively do not wear jeans and a t-shirt for a first date unless you are meeting somewhere to watch a football game or something. Jeans and a polo would have worked or jeans and a button down, but jeans and a t-shirt make me feel like this is equal to being at home working in the yard in your book.
2. Do not even consider ordering for me unless I have to dart to the ladies room before the waitress takes my order and I tell you what I would like. Just because you know a lot about sushi does not mean that I know nothing. It also does not mean that I have no preference over what rolls and pieces we order. I am very independent and have an opinion on almost everything. In addition, one's lack of interest in my preferences comes off as very self centered.
3. Refrain from being overly complimentary in regards to physical appearance. It seems insincere as well as makes me uncomfortable when I barely know you. A you look nice tonight is enough. Much more than that on a first date seems like you have an ulterior motive.
What would you add to a "What Not To Do" on a date list? Can you recall things that drove you mad or still do? How do you feel about dating? Am I alone in thinking that dating completely stinks?
Friday, September 19, 2008
What Not To Do
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I was just thinking the other day that I should have a "worst date ever" post and ask people to recall the worst of the worst dates.
Here's my "what not to do." Do not retrieve the hockey puck that just hit your date in the arm and declare that you are going to give it to your little brother.
That hockey puck really hurt. I felt very strongly that since I was the one that was hit with the thing...then I should get to keep hit. He felt otherwise. Horrible first date.
Sorry your date was bad. Don't throw in the dating towel just yet.
you are HILARIOUS!!!
i got one. don't open my door damnit. unless both of my arms are broken. i am fully capable of open the damn door myself, thank you!
I like Christy's idea of worst dates ever- wow, mine should beat almost anyone's! Dating is NOT fun until you find the right person to date. I love my first dates with Randy (maybe b/c I had been waiting since the 4th grade)! And still, I just can't get enough dates with him!
The thing I love about your Hate list is, while I might not agree with everything on it, it's completely you. And with time, you'll meet someone who does all the right things and none of the wrong things. In the meantime, the unfortunate thing is, you're going to have to add to the Hate list before you complete your Love list.
I hate boys who wear boat shoes when not on a boat. Is that weird or what?
Kelly B... What? Guys SHOULD open doors! I would be irritated if the guys DIDN'T open the door! But to each his own.
This is a great post, Heather. I mean it sucks that you had a crappy date, but at least you were able to get a little bit of humor out of it! I hope it gets better, my friend.
And I agree on the compliments thing. It's creepy and totally uncomfortable and uncalled for!
I went on like 2 dates in high school and then dated Wes... 10 years ago. So I don't think I qualify to add anything to the list.
I don't know if I ever told you about this, I would be surprised if I hadn't.
So I went on date with a guy from church when I was in college. He proceded to tell about his shady past that included stories of incarceration, juvenile delinquency and other horrors that an 18 year Kristi just couldn't stomach. This was a far cry from the sweet Wesley I had been with for about 2 years!
To top it all off, the guy I was supposed to have a first date with the next night saw me on my date with this guy. Pretty much ruined my date the next night too. That last party may have been a tiny bit my fault though!
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